[转帖]老豆老母打仔兵器排行榜

夏小安

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<p><strong>1、鸡毛扫</strong></p>
<p><strong>    ——此兵器柔中带刚，狠劲异常，手握处又有天然鸡毛制作的防滑系统，既能吸收打仔过于激烈而渗透出来的手汗，又能作为很好的手部保护作用，且能够消除击中衰仔后嘅回震~防止手磨出泡或者过滑。不得不提嘅系佢价格便宜，便于收藏，实在系居家旅行，打仔出气必备武器。  </strong></p>
<p><strong>    鸡毛扫实可称为打仔兵器之首！</strong></p>
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<p><strong>2、拖鞋（或同门武器：鞋）</strong></p>
<p><strong>    ——攻击范围窄，威力大，反应速度快，声音效果震撼，系追唔上嘅情况下仲可以做暗器，而且可以二连发。</strong></p>
<p><strong>  百年历久不衰兵器</strong></p>
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<p><strong>3、皮带</strong></p>
<p><strong>    ——随身携带，一抽即有，而且鞭鞭有力，多年来叫众多英雄豪杰闻声丧胆。</strong></p>
<p><strong>    简直就系必备暗器~~~</strong></p>
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<p><strong>4、衫架</strong></p>
<p><strong>    ——此武器重3两、长40公分，虽然轻但打得系最痛而且速度快非专业被虐待人士实在难以躲避，系师奶打仔必备架撑！各大超市均有发售。  </strong></p>
<p><strong>    记得留返几个离晾衫</strong></p>
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<p><strong>5、飞摇控器</strong></p>
<p><strong>    ——随手罗到~~而且飞果阵~电池会跟住飞出!命中率高~~杀伤力高！ ！（由于成本过高不推荐使用）</strong></p>
<p><strong>    买定一打后备遥控做兵器比较好，原装无保修</strong></p>
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<p><strong>6、开片竹支（70－80公分长，开片长20公分）</strong></p>
<p><strong>    ——攻击范围广，威力大，灵活，而且一举两得，系打嘅同时仲有将肉夹起嘅作用，效果只会出现一遍红肿，唔会有滕条印。  </strong></p>
<p><strong>    80后开始绝迹</strong></p>
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<p><strong>7</strong><strong>、柴</strong></p>
<p><strong>    ——速度中等，威力大，表面唔光滑，可以当狼牙棒用，不过依家呢种武器已经绝迹。</strong></p>
<p><strong>    70后专用</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong> </p>
<p><a href="http://b30.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=51a6be11bf8c0593506060f67e602329047b592bf714297eb9742793558a11eb10dfcc827f30efba46cbd98be2b424e6085b35f72351f3162bd5c13a0f3c48d23ba30c1cca801e8fa45da532077bf3dfed8d2694&amp;a=27&amp;b=30" target="_blank" appendurl="1"><a href="http://b30.photo.store.qq.com/http_imgload.cgi?/rurl4_b=51a6be11bf8c0593506060f67e602329047b592bf714297eb9742793558a11eb10dfcc827f30efba46cbd98be2b424e6085b35f72351f3162bd5c13a0f3c48d23ba30c1cca801e8fa45da532077bf3dfed8d2694&amp;a=27&amp;b=30" target="_blank" appendurl="1"></a></a><br/><strong>8、如果实属情急之时，又无武器在手，这时我建议各位家长修炼“兜巴星”</strong></p>
<p><strong>    ——此招阴险，出招快且狠，通常会以配合口中七十二式闹仔法增加气势和威力。个衰仔准备博嘴的时候，以出奇不易的角度，气运单田，从与衰仔块面夹角45度左右出招掌掴其面部（夹角为180度时，此招PROWER MIX），同时使出左右互搏，增加HIT数，并且口中大叫：“驳嘴吖哪，驳吖哪。。。”增加此招的气势及华丽程度！</strong></p>
<p><strong>  一定要好好配合口中七十二式闹仔法效果更佳</strong></p>
<p><br/><strong>练习方法：</strong></p>
<p><strong>      此招只需每日早上叫衰仔起床的时候加以练习，3-5月即有小成，1年内将有大成。</strong></p>
<p><strong>      训练方法简单，出招华丽，而且不花费任何一分钱，其威力足可与72路打仔棍法比美，仅次于十大打仔武器之首——鸡毛扫。实在是各大家长必修的首选打仔招数</strong></p></div>

邝硕棠

<p><strong>7</strong><strong>、柴</strong></p>
<p><strong>    ——速度中等，威力大，表面唔光滑，可以当狼牙棒用</strong></p>
<p><strong>---这是我小时候经常领教的利器，打的多数是屁股和小腿。</strong></p>
<p><strong>起因除了少数的“不听话”外，就是父母发现荷包的银仔少了（准确说是清光了）。</strong></p>

蒙妹丽

小时候，我妈用得最多的就是柴了，俗称棍子，我妈的脾气很大，只要能顺手拿的东西，都可以用来打我们的，因为老是要挨老妈打，才练就了一身飞毛脚的脚力，嘿嘿！！

王维丽

小朋友真的要用打吗? 还是要因材施教?

黎启添

俗语有云：“老豆打仔，锻炼身体；仔打老豆，打XXX”

金星

<p>久不见的好帖，不但个人细读，还组织全家学习。在回味当年被鸡毛扫与柴打之幸福时，对儿子说他今生少了享受这一份的幸福。</p>
<p> </p>
<p>儿子回答说：当年你用拖鞋打我时，一点都不痛的。</p>
<p> </p>
<p>啊？我都忘记了曾打个儿子了。</p>

夏小安

<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>金星</i>在2011-4-12 7:14:00的发言：</b><br/>
<p>久不见的好帖，不但个人细读，还组织全家学习。在回味当年被鸡毛扫与柴打之幸福时，对儿子说他今生少了享受这一份的幸福。</p>
<p> </p>
<p>儿子回答说：当年你用拖鞋打我时，一点都不痛的。</p>
<p> </p>
<p>啊？我都忘记了曾打个儿子了。</p></div>
<p>我也很怀念小时候给阿妈追住来打的日子。</p>

龙秋红

我还以为小安要准备打仔的兵器了，不过小安仔仔仲好细个！

椰子糖

<p>乜你地个个都系“飞毛腿”来咯！难怪我体育成绩一般般，比阿妈打我系唔会跑咯。跑了除非离家出走，返到去还系难免一打~~！任打算了~！</p>

夏小安

<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>水流花静</i>在2011-4-12 10:16:00的发言：</b><br/>   我还以为小安要准备打仔的兵器了，不过小安仔仔仲好细个！ </div>
<p>早打过屁股啦</p>

孙武

打孩子不能常用，效益递减，但一旦动手就要让他记住，否则白打。

我爱拉丁舞

打者爱也

王蜜

<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>水流花静</i>在2011-4-12 10:16:00的发言：</b><br/>   我还以为小安要准备打仔的兵器了，不过小安仔仔仲好细个！ </div>
<p>要打就要趁小打。上小学以后就会记仇了。小学前的事情多半记不住，记住的零星记忆也多数是大人口述，反复加深的记忆。</p>
<p> </p>
<p>嘻嘻！</p>

残剑

相信我，键盘 鼠标更有杀伤力...