[原创]*我把知识都丢了*

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<p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">老大说，我们要请外教。于是，就发了招聘启示。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">没两天，有个金发美女来应聘。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">我让她先介绍一下自己，她就立刻哗啦啦地说开了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">基本上，我很晕，好象太久没有接触英语了，捕捉起来很困难，我只听见她说她是学</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">sychology</span><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">的，我精神一振，告诉她我也是学</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">sychology</span><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">她惊喜的表情显得夸张，近距离我可以看见她超长的睫毛扑扇扑扇，让我有一种想去拉一下的冲动，蓝灰色的眼珠，白皙的皮肤理所当然地有许多的雀斑，但是老实说，很可爱。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">接下来她跟我上了将近十分钟的最新心理学动态课，专业术语太多，我几乎没弄明白她说什么。我很抱歉，我学的心理学是中文版而非英文版，汗颜得很……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">我只听见她完美的声音在不停地敲打我的耳膜，并非我崇洋媚外，但其实这样纯粹的英文，听起来还真挺舒服的。我开始强烈怀念以前在广州教书的日子，那时，我的同事中，有几乎一半是外教，</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">40</span><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">多个，很壮观。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">但是，我必须打断她，因为这不是我们谈论的重点。她说得那么兴致勃勃，我实在不忍心，我在考虑应该怎么打断她又能不让她显得突兀。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">后来我只好说：“</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">Sorry, my English is poor. Can you speak in Chinese</span><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">金发美女愣了一下，然后哈哈大笑起来</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">,</span><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">然后很不好意思地告诉我她的</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">Chinese</span><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">比我的</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">English</span><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">更</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">poor</span><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">。</span></font></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font color="#ff0000"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">后来没请到那美女MM，因为听说她所在的机构把她分配到另一学校去了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">唉……突然发觉自己真是越来越肤浅了，做学生时所学的东西，几乎都忘得一干二净了。英语，以前会说会写会听，现在是会听不会写也不会说了。可怜……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">还有什么是记得的？物理、化学、数学那些更不用说了，能记得牛顿是外国人、</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">H2O是</span><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><font face="宋体">水、</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">1+1=2</span><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">就很不错了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><font color="#ff0000"><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">忽然觉得恐慌，我把知识都丢了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><br/>

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