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<br />女人就是这样，男人请记得 <br /> <br />本文转载自能飞英语网 <br /> <br />a fine woman can do without fine clothes <br /> <br />女人漂亮不在衣服好看 <br /> <br />A good fame is better than a good face <br /> <br />美名胜过美貌 <br /> <br />If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. <br /> <br />如果你吻她，你就不是一个绅士。 <br /> <br />If you don't, you are not a man. <br /> <br />如果你不吻她，你就不是一个男人。 <br /> <br />If you praise her, she thinks you are lying. <br /> <br />如果你赞美她，她会认为你只是在奉承她。 <br /> <br />If you don't, you are good for nothing. <br /> <br />但要是你不赞美她，那你就一无是处了。 <br /> <br />If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp. <br /> <br />如果你完全赞同她，那你真无能。 <br /> <br />If you don't, you are not understanding. <br /> <br />要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不了解。 <br /> <br />If you make romance, you are an experienced man. <br /> <br />加入你把气氛控制得很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手。 <br /> <br />If you don't, you are half a man. <br /> <br />如果不是，那你根本不够成熟。 <br /><br />If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring.<br /><br />如果你太频繁去找她，她会觉得很烦腻。<br /><br />If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing.<br /><br />如果你不去，她会责备你欺骗她的感情。<br /><br />If you are well dressed,she says you are a **.<br /><br />你要是穿得帅一点，她会说你是本人。<br /><br />If you don't, you are a dull boy.<br /><br />穿得破烂点，那你又是个笨头笨脑的家伙。<br /><br />If you are jealous, she says it's bad.<br /><br />如果你吃醋，她会说那是不对的。<br /><br />If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.<br /><br />可是如果你不吃醋，她又会认为你根本不爱她。<br /><br />If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.<br /><br />假如你试图对她调情，她会说你不尊重她。<br /><br />If you don't, she thinks you do not like her.<br /><br />但你规规矩矩的，她又觉得你不喜欢她。<br /><br />If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.<br /><br />你若是凝视某个女人，她会指责你到处对女生调情。<br /><br />If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.<br /><br />如果是其他男人盯着她看，她会说他们只是欣赏而已。<br /><br />If you talk, she wants you to listen.<br /><br />如果你跟她说话，她希望你只要听就好。<br /><br />If you listen, she wants you to talk.<br /><br />如果你只倾听，她又要你和她说话。<br /><br /><br /> |
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发表于 2009-7-31 09:34:00
